Dear techie Columbians,
Bwog, since its birth, has been managed by one web master–and now he’s moving on to bigger and more monetarily rewarding things. Meanwhile, we’re planning a rather large and exciting expansion, and are looking to hire a good web designer and computer programmer in his place! Besides a love for Bwog and a genial character,
the job requires:
Web Designers
- HTML (of course)
- CSS
- PHP would be nice
Programmers
- PHP
- MySQL
- Linux
- Subversion
- Light server administration
Send samples to bwog@columbia.edu, and we’ll talk.
Love,
Bwog Staff
32 Comments
@: ( As a Polish Catholic, you should really brush up on your theology, my friend! The belief that Catholicism is the only way to heaven is heresy, according to the Roman Catholic church. Leonard Feeney was excommunicated for preaching that message. See “Lumen Gentium,” a result of the Second Vatican Council, for more information:
http://www.vatican.va/archive/hist_councils/ii_vatican_council/documents/vat-ii_const_19641121_lumen-gentium_en.html
@seriously though bwog, if you’re going to have a menorah, PLEASE fix it to go the correct way. Just as Hebrew is read from right to left…
@pssst psst… ccit (web “production” & software “development” at least) was dead long before they gave alex w the axe
@erm Not bloody likely.
@clearly it’s of the back of the menorah.
@zhb It’s Web Master, not webmaster. ZvS, you are an inspiration.
@ZvS That always was your favorite typo.
@baffled anti-theist Aren’t Christians or anybody for that matter the least bit weirded out last yr, when they put a GIANT menorah in front of Alma Mater, but no cross or anything was put in front of Alma for any other holidays?
@fuck the jews. Catholicism is the only *real* religion. everyone not Catholic is going to hell
@uhh YES. i can’t wait to get out of here for CHRISTMAS BREAK.
@wise saying http://www.boredatcolumbia.net/tags/wise
@barnyard lol. this one is funnier http://www.boredatcolumbia.net/tags/barnard
@a muslim there was no mention of ramadan even though it lasted for a month, but let them have their menorah! i don’t mind it. and i like being wished a merry christmas. it’s all in good spirit!
@and no i’m not being sarcastic.
@Festivus for the rest of us
@??? will one more candle be lit every day?
also, will bwog now be adopting themes on other religious and atheist days:
* CHRISTmas
* Flying Spaghetti Monster Day
* Dawkins Day
@yeah The person “behind” bwog, get it.
@CSS CSS Suxxx
@Merry Gilchristmas everyone!
@Zach?!? where are you going?!
@Bollocks I demand a secular Blog. Remember how the Jews complained that it was WRONG that they were being wished a Merry Christmas every time they entered and left a store? Let’s stick to that principle please.
@Crone Zach, are you going fulltime to CCIT, or has Wall Street lured you away with its evil ways?
@ZvS Ask me this question in person, since I’m so Googleable.
@??? is bwog jewish?
@Anonymous It’s the first night of Hanukkah ya’ dumb goy.
Shalom bitch.
@actually #3 is right. you light the candles from right to left.
@isn't that relative? what if someone were lighting the candles from the other side?
@no, no Bwog isn’t Jewish. It’s Jew-ish.
@I don't get it I don’t get the joke, nor do I get why it’s one of Bwog’s favorites
@Jewy McJewerson Hey Bwog,
Your menorah’s backwards.
Shalom,
Judah Maccabee
@and of course Nerds need bwog! The irony…
@But Why would you ever want a programmer who programs in subversion? Isn’t that like asking for a writer who writes in vitriol?