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Hey all you former Deaniacs–Howard‘s coming to campus! The College Dems have landed a speaking engagement with the presidential-candidate-turned- party boss for “January or February.” Speakers coordinator Nate Morgante, CC ’09, wasn’t sure exactly when Dean would be rolling in, but a go-ahead from the DNC made him confident enough to spill the beans anyway.
Meanwhile, the Dems’ birth control plaza campout (conveniently timed this week’s Eye cover story) went off smoothly, but for one small hitch: the baby lovingly cradled in Alma’s outstretched hand was ripped from her grasp by security sometime midway through the event, restoring the pristine backdrop for Japanese tourist snapshots. Plus, everyone knows that Alma doesn’t go in for that sort of thing.
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@No never he’s gay
@Rumor says John Harvard’s statue has a secret crush on Alma.
@Well, duh It was an immaculate conception.
@HAHA Stupid democrats. Statues can’t get preggers!
@how do you know that alma mater could very well have a smaller version of itself embedded in it’s core.
@Charge them Charge the Japanese tourists an exorbitant amount for each photo they click of Alma mater. You won’t need a $4billion capital campaign then, believe me.
@I'm Sorry I’m sorry that I missed this event. Seems like it would’ve been a great place to meet girls that put out (and will probably let you hit it raw at that!)
@Alma Mater is a whore.