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Bwog is proud to announce the winner of our Valentine’s Day candy heart contest, in which we asked you to provide the best slogan to emblazon on one such heart. We’ve tallied all the votes, and we’re proud to announce the winning entry:
YOU’LL DO
Bwog congratulates Rob Trump for his ingenious wit and ability to garner 21% of 573 votes, and humbly asks that he contact us to claim his special Valentine’s treat.
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@nice job stealing that from an abercrombie and fitch t shirt, Rob Trump. Go pop your collar.
@Anonymous Yeah, man, I totally stole it from an Abercrombie shirt that I’ve never seen. Actually, no, Abercrombie and I both definitely stole it from this movie: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0281389/. Remember, whenever you see something you’ve seen before, it must have been stolen!
@alexw Examples of plagiarism are generally more than three words (two of them contracted) long.
(I stole the first three words of the previous sentence from 98,100 websites: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22Examples+of+plagiarism%22 )
@anti-rjt Rob Trump whores himself out more than Mrs. Trump, his mom.
Rob Trump’s mom is a whore.
And so is Rob.
@sku you could also try to compete the “king’s quest” and have sex at both of these shows and the vagina monologues
@sku If you thought Jeff Julian’s “ACTUALSIZEOFMYHEART” should have won and you want to see some even funnier stuff from Jeff Julian and other EVEN FUNNIER PEOPLE you should come to Up Late With Jeff Julian, next Thursday at the Lerner Black Box, 7 and 9.
@Anonymous If you thought that “ACTUALSIZEOFMYHEART” would clearly not fit on any candy heart and removed spaces in an attempt to cheat the character limit…you should go to both shows.
@alexw Also worth noting that you got the highest number of raw votes AND the highest number of Votes Per Character.
A VPC of 14.111 is pretty much a hall of fame average.
@alexw Although Jeff Julian and Rob Trump could not BOTH win this competition, people can attend BOTH shows. (This is because they are different days and times, you see.)
Also, this is the current ad that gmail is presenting me:
Scented Fairy Dust – http://www.ultimatetoothfairy.com – Our magical Pixie Dust is straight from the Fairy Dell.
@Anonymous It appears that a consensus has been reached among parties representing the top two finishers and that ATTENDING BOTH SHOWS is the only way to save your pixie-infested soul.
@alexw All press inquiries for Jeff Julian must go through me because he was sliced in half (vertically) by an errant kite. He is currently recovering in two iron lungs and will be prepared for his show on Thursday.
@DAMN YOU! TRUMP! DAMN YOU!
@wait is that from babe?
@That's “That’ll do, pig.”