Squirt gun CUAssassins, ESC’s finely crafted squirt-gun war, is returning to campus next weekend. Although we don’t have a web link this time, VP Kim Manis wrote in to inform us that registration takes place next Friday and Saturday (February 15th-16th) on the ramps at Lerner.

The games begin on Thursday, the 21st. It’s $20 for a team of four to play. It’s not an event to miss — unless you enjoy feeling safe and relaxed. And who does, really?