Which comments were responses to which Bwog articles? We’re trusting you not to cheat:

a. “Chickens are arguably as intelligent as dogs or cats, yet if someone treated his pets the way that chickens are abused on factory farms, he would be taken to court.”

b. “Motherfucker got narcolepsy, falling asleep at 7:48.”

c. “I love you Brittany!”

d. “these people make hippies seem pleasant.”

e. “God, I miss Animorphs.”

1. Assassins Report

2. Sidewalk evangelism

3. CCSC Weekly Report: (Free Food) and Exclamations

4. Hawk Stalking

5. Deconstructing the Deaniac