Gothamist is reporting that CCSC has just voted 25-12 in favor of banning Juicy Campus. The New York Post picked up the story too, and naturally sat down to speak with Matt Sanchez about the issue. “‘It’s like taking graffiti from a bathroom wall and showing it to the world,’ he said.”

And CCSC—despite the impossibility of actually doing so—has metaphorically knocked down that metaphoric bathroom wall.  

UPDATE 7:43 PM: Gothamist and New York Post did not fact check. At all. Bwog just got off the phone with Alidad Damooei, CCSC VP of Policy. Damooei—who has already gotten several worried phone calls about the fake news—claims that a mischievous tipster must have sent in a fake tip to Gothamist and the Post. Damooei explains that the discussion of a ban is “off the table.” 

April fools?