WBAR-B-Q “Special Guest” Revealed
Written by Bwog Staff
Not 24 hours after WBAR’s annual WBAR-B-Q lineup was announced (replete with promises of a “special guest” and instructions to check WBAR’s website at a later date), insiders have revealed to Bwog the identity of the “special guest.” Despite questionable rumors of Led Zeppelin and Daft Punk, which appeared exclusively in Bwog comments, the mystery performer will actually be (The) Juan MacLean doing a d.j. set.
UPDATE: A second hipster-tipster explains that (The) Juan MacLean will not appear at the WBAR-B-Q. “We thought we were going to have him but it didn’t work out, hence why it says secret guest instead of Juan MacLean.” Though apparently word of MacLean’s unavailability has yet to permeate the ranks of all of WBAR’s staffers.