Professors bid their classes adieu, claim, “There’s still hope!”

Hawkmadinejad should consider taking a leaf out of Woody Allen’s book. 

Stressed about finals? Maybe look into the therapeutic benefits of being a sniper–only virtually, of course.

Way way back in the 1980s, Columbia employees map campus, and Wallach was called Livingston! Will wonders never cease?

 No snark alert: Columbia baseball wins Ivy League championship!

It’s just Lindsay Lohan’s luck that the Columbia student whose coat she stole is pressing charges.