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While deadly pathogens like avian flu are circulating around the world, Columbia Medical Center’s Department of Ophthamology has come up with a way to safely stiffen your eyeball.
No, this has nothing to do with one of our other illustrious alumni but rather a solution to the blinding disease of keratoconus and possibly even glaucoma and myopia. The researchers found that sodium nitrite in a buffered balanced salt solution stiffens the cornea and prevents the eye from bulging too far. All the gory details are in the patent application.
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@Adam Nobler “Win Ben Stein’s Money” is one of the greatest games shows of all time.
Prove me wrong.
@But... What about Felipe?
@dude i saw said other illustrious alumni in dulles airport once. it was WEIRD
@correction “one of OUR”