A Freudian slip became a Freudian scream just minutes ago:

Someone in an upper floor of McBain [primally] screamed out his window, “I want to suck your cock, Lee Bollinger!”

Now, correct us if we’re wrong, but isn’t the person you’re taunting supposed to be the, um, sucker?

Or perhaps the McBain resident just has a fetish for sprightly, page-boy ‘dos and steely — but gentle — blue-gray eyes. We know we do. 

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