After months of anticipation, today’s QuickSpec comes to you from the uncharted territories of the Spectator’s brand new website, featuring bigger text, grayer pages, and the niftiest headline crawl this side of CNN. Spec EIC Melissa Repko and managing editor Elizabeth Simins told Bwog, “We expect that it will take a week or two to tweak the Web site’s new design and functionality, and we hope to receive a great deal of constructive feedback.”

Your phone charger hails from the land of the undead, kind of like Kim’s.

Crime pays, provided it’s aesthetically pleasing and you are in Queens.

Are you billions in debt? Try outsourcing it! To New Jersey.

Cambridge inspires joy, devastation, and hoarse-voiced passion.