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It’s a sign of the times: parents have kids to figure our their technology for them.
A student talking on a cell phone outside Roone earlier this week:
“I don’t think Rachael Ray sells microwaves. … Just Google “Rachael Ray microwave” … I don’t think you understand- you can Google anything! … There’s no penalty for Google-ing stupid things.”
Actually, they do make a Rachael Ray microwave. Cooks everything in thirty minutes, whether you like it or not.
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@... “THE MICROWAVE DOOR IS OPEN!!! whether you LIKE IT OR NOT!!!”
@Fact #16 Rachel Ray shows just the appropriate amount of pep for celery.
@seriously? BWOG, this is dumb. no ever overheard it worth publishing.
@... “no ever overheard it worth publishing”?
Something else is dumb here too…
@I don't know, Walking down onto Low Plaza, I once overhead some guy describing what appeared to be his bad day on his phone, ending with “and I have a dead hooker at home to deal with, too.”
@FACT If there _was_ a penalty for Googling stupid stuff, I would be fucked.
@FACT Rachael Ray uses #9 as a doormat.
@FACT Rachel Ray turns me on.
@FACT Rachael Ray is 41 years old.
@i totally just ruined that.
and yes it did give me some sort of satisfaction. perhaps even made my day.
@FACT Rachel Ray’s scornful eyes are focused upon you as you eat.
@FACT Rachel Ray is the lovechild of Chuck Norris and Emeril.
@FACT Rachael Ray’s photos must have been digitally altered because she looks x2 on tv.
@Anonymous Rachel Ray eats a kitten every time you don’t watch her show.
@FACT: Rachael Ray does not sleep. She waits.
@FACT Rachael Ray will not drink the Dunkin Donuts coffee she plugs. I KNOW, RIGHT?
@FACT Rachel Ray is a gorgeous and bubbly wonderwoman.
@FACT: Rachel Ray is an evil bitch.