Phew, glad that Trojan War is over. Time for the feminist movement.

I have molecular biology. I can now turn your porridge into gold.

Hey SEAS, Columbia hasn’t actually won the Manhattanville suit yet. You seem to have overestimated the effects of electron bombardment — again.

Those fools? They pixed the box too early. Ahem, too late. Boxed the pix wrong. I win, see.