Free Lentils Right Now! Thank Heaven!
Written by Bwog Staff
Get yourself to Lerner piano lounge on the double for free hot dogs, cupcakes, baked beans, buns, and lentils, before they disappear. Yeah, you were cheated out of your 40s. Here’s your chance to make up for it, with the bonus pleasure of looking at some fancy student artwork hanging the walls. And the overall nutritional value should be about the same.
If free food revolts your finer capitalist sentiments, Lerner offers another item of intrigue: Ferris Booth’s all-new Columbia Cobb Chicken Salad, which boasts grilled chicken breast, blue cheese crumbles, cranberries, smoky turkey bacon, and fat-free ranch dressing. The Ferris twist on the Cobb salad might be missing a few traditional ingredients, but are you going to complain? Your alternative is baked beans.