No, We’re Not Bitter About Gossip Girl
Written by Bwog Staff
But the Senior Fund Committee apparently is. In their latest fundraising
prayer request, the Fundraisers have decided to invoke a little Yale hatred to get those cheap holdouts amongst the 09ers opening their wallets. “Yale’s Class of 2009 already hit 86% Senior Fund participation,” they inform readers, “are you really going to let New Haven beat New York?” Why, we feel the strains of “Roar Lion Roar” stirring in our hearts.
Sadly, the propaganda stops there (the hoped-for history of Yale’s beginnings as a community of coke addicts, for example, fails to materialize). For the rest of the email, the committee instead prostrates itself to its fellow classmates. In fact, “a senior on Senior Fund Committee will drop by your room to pick up your $1 at any time that’s convenient for you!”
Sure, seniors, you may be doubting the wisdom of giving, but how else will Columbia fund watching over you? Full email after the jump.
Yale’s Class of 2009 already hit 86% Senior Fund participation… are you really going to let New Haven beat New York?
Almost 70% of our class has already donated, so now we really need your help. By making your gift to Financial Aid or Internship Stipends, your gift can directly impact another student. So what’s stopping you?
We’re only asking for $1 from every senior – please make your donation today!
CREDIT CARD | www.college.columbia.edu/seniorfund
FLEX | email [email protected]
CASH | email [email protected] – a senior on Senior Fund Committee will drop by your room to pick up your $1 at any time that’s convenient for you!