Apr

15

Unemployment Gets You Food (Discounts)

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What’s the worst thing about being unemployed in Morningside? That sinking, defeated feeling of utter despair that comes with craving a mood boosting, delicious nutritious meal at, well, almost any sit-down restaurant, and then realizing you can’t come close to affording it. 

 

Lucky for those still unemployed seniors, Thai Market now officially recognizes your pain and extends its helping hand with a whopping 30% discount on all in house meals for the unemployed! The discount will run through the end of May, and is expected to do a world of good for those seniors who have been subsisting on naught but ramen, nail bitings, and CCSC’s bread and circuses.

All you’ve got to do to get the deal is produce some proof of your joblessness. An unemployment slip is ideal, but breaking down in tears might also be enough. Happy noodling!

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7 Comments

  1. blah  

    thai market's food is mad gross

  2. Thai Market...

    ...has slipped in quality recently, I think. Anybody try Wondee Siam??

  3. Proof of Unemployment  

    Ask for a job application.

  4. you guys  

    are all mad gross if you dont like thai market. wondee blows.

  5. Lame

    This def does not apply to students. Not yet employed dne unemployed.

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