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The only reason we have a potential pandemic is all those corrupt doctors. Free Viagra be damned, we want our vaccine!
The 2013’s are signing away their souls (on Facebook). Columbia has the fewest downsides—compared to Cornell.
Hopefully they’ll face better economic times. One Columbia graduate has found fame in, erm, illicit affairs.
For the rest of us, Yankees’ seats are becoming more affordable (if you were paying thousands of dollars to begin with).
Leave all of that behind. If you’re stuck at home because the big, bad economy took your job, rest assured that it’s the best for your GPA.