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Dear readers,
As we head into Reading Week, we know you’ll need all the procrastination help you can get. Bwog will be there for you with Senior Wisdoms, exam survival features, and a few other stories we hope you’ll enjoy procrastinating with. Because we love you like that.
As part of that, to thank you for reading us this past year, we’re going to be giving away some prizes during reading week. More specifically, two prizes, and they will be going to the funniest reader comment during reading and exam weeks. Here are the rules:
1. Be funny. Puns probably won’t cover it.
2. Leave your email in the email box – it’s the only way we’ll know who you are.
3. Again, be funny.
The first competition will run through Sunday, and the second will run next week. Prizes will be announced with the choosing of the first week’s winner (though, since we’re desperately poor here, don’t get your hopes up). Happy commenting!
The Bwog Staff
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@Excerpt of CC Discussion Person A: “I read an article in The Economist the other day that said that the clitoris evolved in such a way so that women favored nice men since they would be sensitive in stimulation and they would take care of infants, not eat their children, etc.
Person B: But what’s the evolutionary advantage of nice men?
Person C: Because nice men finish last!!
:-D
@Stalling from papers I am but a simple prophet
Stalling from papers,
Looking for a profit.
One half sits like Tiresias
Other stalls from her labors,
Pretending like she has a thesis.
I tell my other half, no!
Do yourself some favors,
Please begin, at least, the intro.
Yet I sigh like Cassandra
Prophesying my mind will a-cave-ers,
The other half disobeys my mantra.
@dated topical humor what’s the difference between Sara Palin’s mouth and her vagina?
Only 20 percent of what comes out of her vagina is retarded.
@omg that is both horrible and hilarious
@A Sick, Pre-Columbia Joke What is the difference between Steven Hawking and a pizza?
A pizza can walk.
@... what is the difference between neil armstrong and bwog?
neil armstrong walked on the moon and bwog fucks children.
@this one made me laugh.
@rggg why stop with the haikus
they are fun to write and read
get a sense of humor
@6-7-6? innnnnnnnnteresting
@STOP with the goddamn haiku’s… the first one was original, the others are just retarded
@Columbia, bastion of anti-semitism.
@okay i kind of like this idea. and i kind of wish people wouldn’t make fun of it. anddd i feel like we’re in middle school again since people feel the need to make fun of it.
@Yes But what did you think of the Varsity Show?
@seriously This is probably the worst idea you have ever had, Bwog…
@the picture that looks like Quigley when he was playing soccer. “I’ll get plenty of chicks one day as a soccer pro!” he cried on the shoulders of his teammates. Poor, sad reality.
@ignorant ignorant fool. That is an iconic image, and an awful attempt at a joke. Truly, truly awful.
@What hath Brog wrought…
@what kind of pirzes? ipod? please let it be an ipod.
@Bwog Staff It’s going to be an unclaimed item from the lost and found.
@cc freshman don’t fret about the prize
this game is supposed to be
a fun distraction
@My wit will NOT be bought.
@Damn What have you unleashed?
@KNOCK KNOCK Bwog’s fat.
@why are columbia students so pudgy?
They sit on their Buttler all day studying!
@and another They also read Bwog
Which means they get a lot of
free food every day
@oh my god the comments for the next few weeks are going to be insufferable
@Insufferable commenter Two Nuns are riding their bicycles down the back streets of Rome.
One leans over to the other and says, ‘I’ve never come this way before.’
The other nun whispers back,
‘It’s the cobblestones’.
@snicker snicker
@a commenting haiku To everyone here
Please think before you comment
Thank you in advance
@I love you. n/t
@a haiku about your haiku well-crafted attempt
but without nature it’s spent
a sky without sun
@sofuckingfunny@gmail.com THIS IS A REALLY FUNNY COMMENT LAWLZ.
Do I win?????
@jim downie is a giant tool
competition.over.
@I WANT TO HEAR SOME señior wizzdumb from Jason Patinkin
@I'm pretty distracted with this new jester. totally messed up my butler streak.
@FTW First?
@But First is the worst, second is the best.