We’re a week behind on this one, but we hope that the hippies among our readers will appreciate the news nonetheless (and that everyone else will be amused). Last Tuesday, the Daily News reported that a “aging hippie with tenuous ties to Columbia University” was arrested on drug selling charges the day before.
49-year-old William Delp “is accused of selling undercover narcotics detectives LSD, Ecstasy and pot, sources said. He was charged with drug sale and possession….Delp is listed as a casual employee at Columbia University’s Visual Arts Division, where he was an artists’ model, but never an instructor, sources said.” Columbia is refusing to comment, citing the “ongoing” investigation.
Of course, no tale of a neighborhood dealer would be complete without the disbelieving neighbor.”I’m totally shocked,” his neighbor Jonathan Perez, 27, told the Daily News. Then again, it’s also true that “he was always a pretty cool guy. He’d always give the peace sign.” Mr. Perez, we’re not children of the 60s either, but…c’mon.
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@Ricardo Rene Riviera, RN Another dangerous criminal locked up for the safety of the discerning masses. Cue sigh of relief as mother lay gaze upon cherub cheek of child, victorious ticker tape parade.
@Da Snowman No mo’ whitegirl :(
@gucci mane all white bricks
@OJ Da Juiceman aye aye okay aye ayeeeee
@Time... It’s way overdue that this country legalizes marijuana.
@huff how many of those plainclothed officers are also art models EH!?? HUH?!?!
@Really... Is it that hard to find a drug dealer in Harlem?
@no, but I know from an auxiliary cop that there are a shit-load of plains-clothes officers in Morningside and Harlem, so don’t mess around.
@yes it’s really that hard to find acid
@Yes, yes, a pun. Free Bill!
@no! I’M snarkier
tools.
@the homies RIP homie… Los, here I come!
@AWWww FUCK! NnNOOOOoooOOOoooo!!!
*sob* *sob*
Now we have to buy from shady ethnic people.
@man LSD dealers are hard to find.
@2150 ah shucks this is a bummer for all the people that just wanted to buy pot from him!
@lol man what an ass-id. i hope they are able to weed out more criminals like this. that would leave me in pure ecstasy.
@fuck you fuck you
@fuck you fuck you
@yeah because selling drugs is clearly the biggest and most important crime going on in New York right now, duh…
@lmao yeah, because sarcasm and obvious puns don’t exist!!
way to take the internet too seriously. try again!
@I get it! It’s just a silly pun (or a string of them rather), but nothing anyone has to bust-out a bunch of #*&!-ing about. Seriously.
@... even drugs wouldn’t make that funny.