It’s time for AltSpec once again, in which Bwog reminds you that you’re far less successful than your esteemed colleagues.
Piglet flu took down Big Red and now it’s bearing down on light blue. Thankfully, “Dr. John Clarke” has some nearly-rhyming advice to avoid the sniffles.
Remember that you can always validate your choice of major with a hint of economics. Job market be damned, let’s all learn a dead language.
The last person to save Columbia from perpetual embarrassment decided his time was better spent steering engineers than Lions.
With our growing debt, we’re all going to be manic-depressives by the time we’re thirty, guaranteeing a similar fate for our
alien mutants children.
The New York Times uses the cover of a restaurant “review” to spy on an unsuspecting Columbia couple eating lunch. “I’m already turning elitist” cries one, hiding his pride. Photo via YouTube.
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