While retrieving packages from Carman and carrying a large sign disassociating himself from that vomit-strewn hell hole, one Bwogger came across the following sign on the stairwell door to the Mezzanine:

carman sign

“NOT the Mail floor.  To collect your packages, go to the male floor up the next flight of stairs.  Much obliged.” (emphasis added)

What would initially appear to be a misspelling turned out to be accurate.  A quick perusal of the name tags confirmed that the second floor is, once again, an all-male floor.

Freshmen are cleverer than they let on.