Good news, under-laid Columbians: the “sex positive” magazine C-Spot has announced that they’re expanding their sexcapades to other campuses. Now you can share your lust with your, er, friends from NYU. Or just read the current issue while your roommate is out. The gist:
“I discovered that Robert’s foreskin acted as a fantastic penetration aide.”
“I used the safe word – “yellow” – only once.”
“Call me daddy, call me daddy, call me daddy…”
“Well, I guess its fine [to go bare] if the woman has a subtle vagina.”
“She tasted light and citric.”
Bwog suggests that you not read these while in class or in a computer lab.
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@Hmm why does the guy have bigger boobs than the girl?
@person Because the girl is Ayn Rand, or at least her clone.
@lezzie as a woman, I would like to say I don’t think the boys here are being too unreasonable. going down on a hairless/semi-hairless (or at least trimmed enough to provide reasonable access) is much, much, more pleasant. I don’t see the big deal about shaving, I do it even when I’m not sexually active, it feels cleaner.
@ugh 2 *how immature they are
@ugh I know the comments on this post are typical Bwog fare, but I still have to say: I’m really repulsed by how they are. Seriously? People who think Conversio Virium is some kind of joke, boys who don’t understand that there is a grey area between shaving it all and “having a forest”… I really hope most Columbians have a more mature sexual outlook than this.
@Shut it, Frosher. Until you’re able to able to navigate college walk without visual repairs and that vague scent of puberty, your opinion around here is as worthless as your SAT score you’re still hoping to come up in conversation.
@bettar advice http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santorum_(sexual_neologism)
Let’s meet up, #15. I like it how you like it.
@well conversio virium is kind of a joke.
@endowment news FYI: “Columbia endowment losses slowed, officials say” http://blogs.columbiaspectator.com/newsroom/2009/09/11/columbia-endowment-losses-slowed-officials-say/
@oh And I know the Blue and White wrote something about Ruskin’s fear of hair down there, but damned I can’t find it in your archive.
@a little never hurt anyone.
@i don't know who you are, but I’m pretty sure you’re the antithesis of what a woman wants to have sex with.
Good luck, buddy.
@i don't know who they were asking, but pubic hair on women is one of the most unattractive personal hygiene choices you can make.
Anyone who uses the “I want to have sex with a woman, not a girl” line is still a virgin.
There. I said it. You can all go on with your nasty unshaven lives now.
@no I have to agree no i have to agree with you, pubic hair is the worst. makes me not want to go down on a girl. wish there were easier ways of telling girls to shave down there
@Hey You’re in good company.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Ruskin#Sexuality
@yea i prefer not to have hair stuck in my teeth.. true story. either shave it all or at least trim it and not have a freakin forest (or longer than a guy’s..)
@Absolutely Agreed, it is one of the hardest subjects to broach. “Hey you’re really cute, and I’d like to go down on you but could shave first?”
@I'd say the same but about guys. Hey, think the afro down there looks sexy on you? Who knows? it mugh even help you look bigger
@correction might*
@so question if a girl has a little bit of hair down there (as in hey just shaved a week ago and am too lazy to do it again right now) is that also bad or acceptable
@True Story One day, a friend of mine said to me, “Free food in Hamilton 309 at 8!”
So I went.
I open the door. There is a dude with a pony tail and a goatee holding a whip and swinging it about.
“What is this?” I ask a girl entering the room. “Conversio Virium,” she replies, as though I should know what that meant.
“What’s that?”
[long pause]
“The sex club,” she replies.
“Oh… cool”