When writing a whole column about ROTC at Ivy League schools, do not mention Columbia’s survey last fall. (Times)

Despondent over lack of dates? Manhattan’s 50% single! (Post)

Did you know leaving confidential House ethics reports on easily accessible file-sharing networks might lead to someone finding it? (Washington Post)

NASA is exposing squirrel monkeys (pictured) to radiation as preparation for Mars mission. But they’re so cuuuuute! (Post)

“Why, my daughter’s class will love this alligator I’ve brought for show and tell. Now, where is it?” (Daily News)

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