We’ve got it straight from the horse’s mouth; according to Bacchanal co-President Alex Kirk, Bob Saget will perform at Miller Theater on November 11th, just for you! Other tipsters say that the performance will be for students only, meaning you might actually get a seat at this one. The cost (if any) of tickets has yet to be decided. 

Who’s Bob Saget, you ask? Former host of America’s Funniest Home Videos, cast member of Full House, dirty stand-up extraordinaire, and, most importantly, the subject of this song:

 

Strange homages aside, we’re down, as long as there’s more to the routine than show business acts.