William S. Burroughs has risen from the dead and is holding up Greenwich Village’s frozen yogurt and sex-toy joints. (NYT)

Sitting down will kill you. (Gothamist)

Snacks are mandatory. (NYT)

Despite the devastation in Haiti, cruise ships are still docking on the island, depositing tourists at private beaches 60 miles from Port-au-Prince. (Gothamist)

Two lap dancers attempt to avoid charges of prostitution by challenging the validity of the prosecutors’ grammar. (NY Post)