This Is A Sick World: Midterms Edition
Written by Bwog Staff
As of 1:55 PM today, there was not a single seat in the Reference Room. Even the bad ones in the back are taken!
Bwog swooped in, planted our stuff (sorry sorry), and headed out to the Steps only to find a wood coffin planted on Low Plaza. A few students in black suits handed us flyers alerting us of the death of Sylvia Grossman, and linking us to this website. We have no idea what this is about (even a little bit), but we do know that the coffin was filled with backpacks, and the black suit-wearers didn’t seem especially torn up. UPDATE: Bwog was fooled! CUPlayers are putting on Grandma Sylvia’s Funeral this semester.
We also got a tip that there was some Public Safety hullabaloo at Greenborough? Comment if you saw/heard/know anything.