Dear Bwog,

Is it acceptable to hang my super hot poster of Jenna Haze’s ass crack on my wall?

~Bro

Dear Bro,

Please, no naked chicks. There’s really no need to splash your horniness all over your walls. It’s college! Go tap the real thing.

But this isn’t just a heteronormative gendered issue. (Fun fact: the default answer in all University Writing discussions is “gender is a social construct!”) Edward pics are off limits too. Those tear-out Cosmo Girl posters were acceptable at sleep away camp, but you’re a Cosmopolitan woman now.