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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 5

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Advice: Drinking Alcohol Edition

  • Carman Hall’s unwritten pillars of social wisdom (Now, written!)
    1. Residents of Carman floors 1-5 are restricted from using Carman’s “slow-ass” elevators to descend. Exceptions may be granted for laundry purposes.
    2. If a resident plays music at a volume sufficient to penetrate Carman’s foot-wide cinder block walls, other residents must retaliate. A music war will then commence.
    3. Getting involved in floor-cest means getting involved in a floor-fracas.
    4. Laundry left leads to laundry theft.
  • Never utter the phrase “I drink, but I never get drunk.” You’re living in New York now, Dorky-McDork-Dork. Get used to excess.

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11 Comments

  1. BLITZKRIEG!!!!!!

    LET THE PLAYING OF GERMAN TECHNO RAVE MUSIC COMMENCE!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIwLWNEZtbc&feature=related

  2. Tut tut.

    Either you're a WASP or a Jew. One certainly cannot be both.

  3. Anonymous

    "WHERE MAH WASPS AT? HOLLA AT A STAMFORD, CT WHITE JEWISH BOY."

    Men at some time are masters of their fates:
    The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars,
    But in ourselves, that we are underlings.

  4. Hooah  

    Is everyone in this comment section talking to an invisible replyer that I cannot see?

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