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Unless you were born, like, literally yesterday you know what what’s going on. But first classes continue today and we have a feeling our wonderful faculty will continue to make wonderful remarks. So if you want to share something you hear, hit up tips@bwog.com or the comments and we’ll put it on teh internetz. Cool?
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@Intro to Accounting & Finance They [Investment Bankers] get money on the way in, they get money on the way out. They’re heartless parasites.
-Anthony Webster.
@LitHum Whatever you guys learned in your dorm getting along things last week was NOT going on between Agamemnon and Achiles
-Bruce King
@Principles of Econ Final rule: you are allowed to sleep in class, but you are not allowed to snore. — Padma Desai
@Another from Symbolic Logic “All wizzles are fizzles
All fizzles are gizzles
Therefore, all wizzles are gizzles”
Achille Varzi
@Anonymous Gregory Amenoff, while watching hordes line up for Photo I: “Photo’s a hobby. Printmaking is art.”
@Zulu “Logic is better than nothing. Nothing is better than sex. Therefore, logic is better than sex!”
-Achille Varzi, Symbolic Logic
@Shakespeare I James Schapiro:
\So do any of you think you might be a twin but separated at birth? …How many of you were once attached to another zygotic body in the womb but your fraternal brother or sister was then absorbed by you?\
@Shakespeare I *Shapiro.
@Eliza Yes, that’s key.
@Dickens, Thackeray, Eliot Nicholas Dames, on his English lecture being in 329 Pupin:
“Senior year of high school, I vowed to myself never to set foot in a physics classroom again. But Columbia is good at making you break promises.”
@Chem-E This class will make you masters of the world… It’s important to learn so that what you design as an engineer doesn’t kill anyone… inadvertently *then pauses with funny little grin* engineers can do anything – Marco Castaldi
@oh god Barnard Organic Chemistry II with Dina Merrer:
“Your first quiz is in 12 days…Wow, I do not want to be taking this class.”
@NNGGHH I. LOVE. DINA. MERRER.
*swoon*