Well, first the 1 wasn’t running. From an overcrowded replacement shuttle bus:

PA system: Thank you for using the MTA.

Old woman: Oh, shut up!

(Everyone cheers)

And then we had to come to terms with ill-advised decisions. At John Jay Sunday brunch:

Distinctly Continental chap, to a lady-friend: “I have been reminded of what I did last night, and I apologize.”

It happens to the best of us, pal. Blame it on MTA-induced stress. Or the booze.