84 CommentsSo Barnard has a new Dean, and her name is Avis Hinkson. I mean, that’s a name. We’ve got PrezBo and MiMoo, we had Double D, we’ve got DSpar. Now it’s Hinkson’s turn. Whoever leaves the best suggestion wins some fancy beer from Milano and a Morningside pastry of your choosing (like a dozen Nussbaum black and white cookies). And… go!
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84 Comments
@Bwog! Who wins??
@Anonymous hinkerbell
@Anonymous Dean Avinky
sHAvink (pronounced sha-vink)
@Anonymous DAHINK
@Minifridge 2 in the hink, 1 in the…
@Anonymous Hinks the Minx
@Gilgamesh Henkidu!
@Anonymous skinnamarinkadinkyhinks
@Anonymous Avhink
@how about... Hinker the Heavy Drinker
Hinker the Dink Shrinker
Hink the Missing Link
@A Dean Called It
@try Rent-a-D
Da-Hicky
@Maybe Hinkypunk.
@a thought? how about instead of Avis, we try harder, we just call her #2?
@quite apt... Oppugno is the incantation of a spell that causes birds created by the Avis spell to attack a (not always) innocent passerby.
It is also possible that this spell could be used to cause other items to attack a person. Little is known about this spell, as it was only used once, by Hermione in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. She uses the spell on Ron after he enters, with Lavender Brown, a classroom that she hid in.
@everyone has to t(h)inkle
@hmm “Ah miss Nixon.”
@hmm (“Ah” means “I”).
@Anonymous avis oppungo!
@hey the Hinktank
@Feniosky is a badass name is there no widely accepted one for dean peña mora?
ÑaMo? (might be tough for non-spanish speakers)
@Anonymous Dean Hinx
nuff said
@Anonymous sexual harassment panda
@alum what about:
we try harder (as in the avis slogan) it could be wordy, could become WTH, try harder.
but that is working too hard. Alas I think just Avis is such a great name, you don’t need a nickname.
@Anonymous Avis Rent-a-Hink
@Lew Shrinky Hinks
@big bird or, hinky dink
@Wil Hinkster 3D
@Anonymous Hulk Hickson, brother
@Anonymous rent-a-hink
@Anonymous keep it simple D-hicks(however you want to pronounce that)
@Ftw Avon or Vink
@Rivers Cuomo Hinkerton
@hh AvHinks?
@coob drinkson
@Ben Weiner Davis Hinkson Teaches Typing
@Anonymous Hinkus. Like Minkus from Boy Meets World, but different.
@anon Avis and Butthead
@Lycian Sarpedon RevHinks.
She’s a licensed non-denominational minister: http://ls.berkeley.edu/undergrad/advisory/article/040924avis.html
@Anonymous SGA Sunday Morning Event – Have RevHinks marry you and your significant other in a nondenominational, gender-neutral ceremony!
@Anonymous queen vag
vag queen
@Anonymous Hinkyson
@? Hinkles?
@ob hinky and the brain!
@Anonymous AH!
@Rental Car She tries harder
@Anonymous Dean ZipCar
@I think “Shinks”
@simple How about just “AHink”?
@Anonymous Shinks
@ryan gezuntheit
@ryan which was in response to “A-hinks”
@Anonymous Hinkberry
@why has no one suggested A-Hinks??????
@Anonymous DHink (it out):
Kinky Hinky
DAvis-son!
AH son!
Better than Hipster, it’s Hinkster!
Hinksy
AHinksy
Think Hink, son
Mavis Hinkson (play on Mavis Beacon? no? lol)
THinkson
AHinkson
Avy Hinky
Ave
@music major A-Hick
Ickle Hickle
@how about? boo boo kitty fuck
@this reference makes me want to marry you
@A thumbs down? Nobody wants to see us together but it dont matter, no… from jay and silent bob lover.
@you know my ip rinky hink
The Incredible Hink
Dink
Da Hink
That new girl
blHinks
Dean Khinky
Hinkster
I think we could do better after we know some more things about her. Like her quirks and if she is a jogger.
@hahah The Incredible Hink
just made my day hahahaha!!!
@Ahh procrastination... Hinky Dink
D Hinks
@Anonymous Ave Hinkon (presidential, no?)
or
Da Vinki
@Anonymous Da Vinki, Da Vinki!!!
@Oh my god yes! Da Vinki! or A-Hinks. The rest of them suck.
@Yes! It has to be Da Vinki, no other name comes close!
@Anonymous Dean Avis Hickson
Dean Avishickson
Dean Avison
DAvison
@if you have to show each step... it’s a bad nickname.
@Hmm Hinky-poo
@Anonymous Der HumpHink:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mveA4VTtk7g
@Anonymous Jar Jar Hinks
@Anonymous (or JJ Hinks for short)
@Anonymous hinky dink
@how about D-Hinks?
Or, auf Deutsch, Die Hinks?
@ryan Hinky-Pinky
@Anonymous “Barnard Betty”
@Anonymous The Hinkster
@Anonymous Dinkson
@Anonymous Tom Hinks
@Anonymous Hinky
@Why not Shinksa
@Anonymous Sinks.
@taking a shot Avinkson?
@Anonymous The Hink