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Hear ye, hear ye! Bwog declares new Barnard Dean Avis Hinkson shall henceforth be called A-Hinks.
But you, lovely readers, had some stellar suggestions. So we want you to vote on a “not safe for work” unofficial nickname in the comments. The finalists are:
- Jar Jar Hinks
- Hinkberry
- Da Vinki
- The Incredible Hink
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@Anonymouse No preference on the last three, but absolutely NO on Jar Jar Hinks. Do we REALLY want to nickname a dean after, arguably, one of the most annoying sidekick characters ever created? Allow her to have some pride as she starts her new job.
@Anonymous Jar Jar Hinks, obviously.
@Da Vinki! Da Vinki! Da Vinki! There is no J in this woman’s name/title . . Da Vinki = Dean AVis hINKson (I)
@GUYS what about boo boo kitty fuck?
@Nicknamers that come up with such lame nicknames need nicknames of their own.
@what about tinks? as in tinkerbell? or The Incredible hiNKS?
@a-hinks is so lame.
@has to be JAR JAR HINKS.
i mean, that’s genius.
@i say the incredible hink
@RevHinks! I still like RevHinks best. I mean, come on, she’s a minister. How awesome is that?
@Anonymous oh no. she is a minister?!? i hope she doesn’t pull any religious crap here.
@Anonymous Da.
Vinki.
@Anonymous jar jar hinks. no question.
@Anonymous The Incredible Hink!
@Anonymous JAR JAR HINKS, definitely
@DUH jar jar hinks all the way, baby
@You cant handle the truth! Da Vinki
@Anonymous jar jar hinks
@OBVIOUS Jar Jar Hinks!
@how about HInk my nutsssssssss……..
just a suggestion.
@ummm Jar Jar Hink my nuts??? anyone, anyone? Bueller? anyone?
@lost i don’t get the jar jar hinks one. can someone explain?????
@Carolyn Like Jar Jar Binks, the Star Wars character: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jar_Jar_Binks
@Anonymous I know we don’t intend it like that, but did you bother checking under the “Allegations of Racial Caricature” section? Just cuz we’re linking to it and all. I know that’s not what we meant, but I’m sure CU’s PR department would have a heart attack if we made it into the NYP again.
@Anonymous Um read the top of the post. This isn’t the official nickname.
@lawlsicles Jar-Jar Hinks, hands down.
@SEAS what is Peña-Mora’s?
@Anonymous …isn’t he just called “Feni” ??
@Harmony Hunter look bwog i just want to know is where Harmony is
@Anonymous IT’S ON 110TH ST GIVE IT UP ALREADY.
http://bit.ly/cBHmzx
@River Hunter Hey guys, I’m the new edition to Harmony Hunter. Anyone know where River Hall is?
@no. no one knows that.
@No one for Hinky-panky? Seriously?
@Anonymous DEFINATELY Jar Jar HINKS.
Is there even a question?!
@anon Please, jar jar binks represents the worst kind of racial stereotyping. Might as well call her “dean sambo” and be done with it.