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The Trees Are Naked

An anonymous tree-rights activist posted this flier at Lerner.  The daring disputant of all things deciduous forgot one thing though–how pretty naked trees and things look in the snowtime!  The squirrel point is well taken.

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12 Comments

  • The Think Tank says:

    @The Think Tank The trees should really put their clothes back on.

    1. The Opposing Think Tank says:

      @The Opposing Think Tank Demonstrably false. Proposition: Nudity is the natural state.

      1. The Other Think Tank says:

        @The Other Think Tank God told us to be ashamed of our nakedness for a reason. Proposition: God is a dick.

        1. hahaha says:

          @hahaha LOL!!!!!!!

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous If this was found at Barnard, it might not be sarcastic.

    1. .... says:

      @.... because of stupidity or treehugging?

  • I'm Me says:

    @I'm Me Some loser probably printed this stupid thing out, taped it to a column, took a picture of it, and sent it to Bwog. That is how cool Columbia kids are.

  • Bwog Baiting? says:

    @Bwog Baiting? I prefer masturbating, thanks.

  • parody says:

    @parody It’s just a parody of those notices that RAs post on their floor bulletin boards:
    “Sorry to be the bad guy here, but someone’s toothbrush and toothpaste were taken from the men’s bathroom last night. If they are returned, I won’t have to write up a report. But if they’re not returned, I may have to start searching rooms.”

    1. hahaha says:

      @hahaha At Barnard its usually tampoons gone missing LOL

      1. Rugglerat says:

        @Rugglerat …and dignity.

  • ... says:

    @... don’t make the squirrel man angry.
    just…don’t.

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