THERE ARE NO PRINTERS WORKING ANYWHERE! If you know where there is a functioning printer, put it in the comments and help out your printerless brethren.

UPDATE: Some printers are now working, according to Owl Printers. It’s not Armageddon, there are just more broken printers than usual.

Here’s the official word from CUIT:

At approximately 3:15 PM today (Sunday, December 12), we began receiving complaints about slowness on Morningside’s data network affecting various systems. Cubmail, SSOL, NINJa terminals, and CourseWorks are among the affected services. Technicians are currently working to resolve the issue. A follow-up service alert will be sent out when this has been resolved.

The alert was posted at 3:15…