These excerpts were culled from documents left on Columbia’s lab computers. Let them inspire you, and please submit your own digitalia finds to The Blue & White at editors@theblueandwhite.org.

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Title for a Hamlet paper: ‘One of These Danes is Not Like the Other’ or: How I Learned to Start Worrying about Character and Love the Original

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The easiest way to improve this grade is to reread GOOD works of literature that you are familiar with (don’t you dare say Twilight).

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wasn’t sure about the beginning paragraph – I just wanted you to dive into the topic, maybe start out the first line with something like, “But I thought black men had giant penises!” Just jump into it.

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THE LIST
Stuff
• Ugg boots that have been hiding under your bed (both)
• Pretty equestrian riding boots.Please ask Courtney for assistance if you’re confused. Try to get them fixed first!
• Picnic blanket – specifically, the Allegheny Power or complete energy one that has the canvas side and the vinyl side
• Hookah (yaaaa)
• The red suitcase that’s been in the laundry room
• Laxatives
• Tylenol PM or something that will soothe my hurting face at night
• Army chair
• Waffle iron?
• ALL THE COOKING SHIT YOU CAN SPARE – whatever we have that’s extra, please bring it! At least one pot/pan too. And any- thing else really
• Ask Courtney for her Gap blazer – I just want to borrow it for the weekend. PLEASE!
• High socks
• Tights–lots of tights

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