UPDATE (9:30 AM): A phone call to Westside this morning confirms that they had a problem with their servers last night which are now up and running. Our Flex tragedy is officially over. Go forth and swipe!

Tragedy strikes! You either have to pay with “real” money or get your snacks elsewhere. Our tipster reports that the cashier didn’t know what was wrong or when Flex would be working again. Meanwhile, blue jacket woman is bewildered.