Feb

15

Personals: Samantha Greenberg, BC ’11 and Mikey Zhong, SEAS ’13

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Just cause Valentine’s Day was yesterday doesn’t mean the lovin’ can’t stop. We’re running our last batch of bachelors and bachelorettes! This time we give you Samantha Greenberg, BC ’11 and Mikey Zhong, SEAS ’13. Interested? Tell us at [email protected], and we’ll send you two lovebirds off with $10 for a date.

Name, Year, School, Major: Samantha Greenberg, 2011, BC, Political Science

Preference: Lady seeking fella

Hometown: Bethesda, Maryland

Your dream date in seven words or less: Food, drinks, laughing, mocking, hopefully some macking?

What redeems you as a human being? Never giving up on DC sports teams. I can cook. When my knee hurts I know it’s going to rain.

Choice aphrodisiac: oysters

Most romantic spot in Morningside: There’s one particular part of Morningside Park I’m fond of….

Sexiest animal (interpret as you will): Cheetah

Historical Hottie: Would be assassin Lewis Powell, though clearly he was a bad guy.


Name, Year, School, Major: Mikey Zhong, 2013, SEAS, Operations Research

Preference: Guy for girl

Hometown: Los Altos, CA

Your dream date in seven words or less: Space Needle, 11:11 p.m. No rain please.

What redeems you as a human being? I’m the Spectrum Editor and I play soccer.

Choice aphrodisiac: Milano chocolates. Feed me Bwog.

Most romantic spot in Morningside: Riverside Park

Sexiest animal (interpret as you will): Sam Roth (interpret as you will)

Historical Hottie: Natalie Portman. She’s amazingly talented.

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25 Comments

  1. Dayummmm  

    Samantha got it goin on up top! Can a neutral observer confirm?

  2. space needle anytime  

    MIKEY IS SUCH A CUTIE PIE!!! I LOVE HIMMM!!!

  3. DC  

    she does have a nice rack. also as a dc native, i applaud her for putting up with dc sports teams

  4. better  

    snatch up mikey while you can!

  5. Spec Love  

    SPEC'CEST! Sam Roth is awesome...

  6. Anonymous  

    MIKEY ZHONG SEX MACHINE

  7. sam roth  

    Sam Roth is the sexiest animal known to man. You are correct, sir.

  8. Anonymous  

    natalie portman isn't a historical figure...

  9. lol  

    Spectrum editor posting on Bwog. He's cute though...

  10. Vicarious Liver  

    Hey Bwog,
    Any chance of letting us know how any of the dates went? It could be a fun follow up!

  11. Anonymous  

    mikey is easily the nicest guy at columbia

  12. Samantha Greenberg  

    is one crazy awesome lady.

  13. sam roth's doppelganger  

    Sam Roth love! Definitely the sexiest animal. Mikey, you are adorable.

  14. Seattle!  

    that pic is in the crucial swed spot

  15. SamRothFan  

    Sam Roth is such a hottieeeeee!! Sexiest Animal Evahhh!

  16. Anonymous  

    Mikey, you are one of my favorite people ever!

  17. Anonymous

    Where is all this random Sam Roth love coming from?

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