Feb

16

Personals: Andrea Santana, BC ’13 and Isabella Serrani, BC ’13

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Just cause Valentine’s Day has passed doesn’t mean the lovin’ will stop. We’re running yet another batch of bachelors and bachelorettes! This time we give you Andrea Santana, BC ’13 and Isabella Serrani, BC ’13. Interested? Tell us at [email protected], and we’ll send you two lovebirds off with $10 for a date.

Name, Year, School, Major: Andrea Santana, 2013, BC, History Major and Spanish Minor

Preference: Lady for Gentleman

Hometown: Claremont, CA

Your dream date in seven words or less: Afternoon at the Griffith Observatory

What redeems you as a human being? Sometimes I clear-out the stacks of dishes left by the conveyor belt at Hewitt–always making sure to dispose of the inedible items, food waste, and utensils in their appropriate bins!

Choice aphrodisiac: Brownies

Most romantic spot in Morningside: Low steps at night

Sexiest animal (interpret as you will): Peacock

Historical Hottie: Sir Isaac Newton


Name, Year, School, Major: Isabella Serrani, 2013, BC, Art History/English

Preference: Woman seeking Man

Hometown: Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Your dream date in seven words or less: When he pays…

What redeems you as a human being? My sharp wit and sparkling personality?

Choice aphrodisiac: Spaghetti

Most romantic spot in Morningside: Grant’s Tomb. Nothing sexier than dead people and ominous trees.

Sexiest animal (interpret as you will): A Fox as in “She’s a fox. In French she would be called “la renarde” and she would be hunted with only her cunning to protect her.”

Historical Hottie: Vincent Van Gogh

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39 Comments

  1. By the Hammer of Thor!  

    Less than 7 words; the both of them. Basic literary comprehension: way to rise above from the competition.

  2. Anonymous  

    i'm usually down for art chicks (grant's tomb was a good answer) but her dream date? yikes.

  3. Gosh, BWOG  

    You make it seem like only young, Barnard women are looking for love. Us old, College and SEAS women want a little lovin' too!

  4. Hey bwog

    we get it--barnard girls really want columbia guys, now can you give us CC girls?

  5. Carl W.  

    ISABELLA IS AMAZING!!! She's such a cool person!!! You all would be lucky to date a girl as cool as she is.

  6. Ain't saying Isabella's a gold digger  

    but she ain't messing with no...

  7. If only I were a guy...

    I'd take you, Andrea, to the Griffith observatory. Favorite place ever!

  8. Bwog, thanks  

    for continuing to run personals. I hope this becomes a weekly occurrence.

  9. hmm..  

    ...special brownies, Andrea? (I hope so.)

  10. IZZIE!!!!!  

    I LOVE YOU! (from one of your Brooks 3 ladies, of course)

  11. hey isabella,  

    if i pay, will you put out?

  12. your advertisement  

    is as dull as hers. at least she's got the looks going for her

  13. Anonymous

    Isabella, I'll pay, as long as its covered with the 10$ from BWOG. (for both of us, of course)

  14. twin...speaks out

    as the blonde's twin I can assure you all...she is not as shallow as she sounds.

  15. Trolls will be Trolls  

    Y'all are trolling hardcore. No need to post rude comments.

  16. Anonymous

    Andrea's mad chill, she's the shit

  17. Historical Hottie?

    Isaac Newton was known for never having any kind of romantic relationship and dying a virgin... good luck to whoever dates her.

  18. Anonymous  

    Given the libraryesque background in the pic on the right, Isabella seems a bit too much like the girl I'd get mad at for being unproductive/wasting space in Butler to want to have anything to do with her. ever.

  19. Anonymous

    Andrea is adorable. I'll eat some brownies with her...

  20. Anonymous  

    love them both!

  21. WIN  

    For the "Wayne's World" reference alone.


    If she were a president, she'd be Babe-raham Lincoln!

  22. Mhmm  

    Is there a Serrani sisters package deal? Break me off a piece of that!

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