A gentleman would get the joke

In case you hadn’t heard, the Green Bay Packers won the Super Bowl last night sans old quarterback. Congrats Cheeseheads! (USA Today)

Who wouldn’t want to read about the Most Interesting Man in the World? After all, he is the life of parties he has never attended. (New Yorker)

Speaking of interesting elderly gentlemen, check out Victor Elmaleh. He’s 92 years old and still manages to beat squash players a third of his age! And they said he was too old at 49… (City Room)

Completely unrelated to interesting elderly gentlemen: AOL bought The Huffington Post for a cool $315 million. Will AOL be funding free buses to Jon Stewart’s next rally? (HuffPo(/AOL))

Slightly related to becoming elderly: Seniors, be simultaneously excited, frightened, wistful, relieved, etc. because commencement is only 100 days away. Take out that Columbia bucket list and get to work!