The subject of Giovanni Moroni's portrait is skeptical.

An Egyptian couple named their child “Facebook” in honor of the January 25th revolution. Somewhere, a couple with a child named “MySpace” cringes. (TechCrunch)

The NYPD rescued two West Point cadets from the face of Storm King Mountain, where they had been stranded for over 8 hours after a failed rappel. Because, you know, if there’s anything that seems like a good idea to scale, it’s a rock face looming 1,300 feet over the Hudson called “Storm King Mountain.” (NYTimes)

The Pentagon developed a spy drone designed to look like a hummingbird, thereby admitting that they are either huge fans of animorphs or paranoid schizophrenics. (LATimes)

Rumor has it that the producers of the Spider-Man musical plan to bring in a second director in order to salvage the show. The producers continue to think making a Spider-Man musical is a good call. (NYPost)

An Australian film company announced plans to shoot a movie adaptation of the Great Gatsby set in Sydney and filmed in 3-D. (Daily Telegraph)

In not so questionable news— the incredible Columbia School Archery team was profiled in the New York Times! (NYTimes)

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