37 CommentsValentine’s Day is TODAY, and we’ve got more Personals for you last-minute lovers. Don’t wallow in sadness again this year! Our eligible student bodies this time are Daphne Chen, CC ’14 and Isaiah Everin, CC ’12. If any of these singles interest you, tell us at editors@bwog.com, and we’ll send you two lovebirds off with $10 for a date.
Name, Year, School, Major: Daphne Chen, 2014, CC, Political Science or English
Preference: Woman seeking man
Hometown: Dallas, Texas
Your dream date in seven words or less: Anything involving good music, good food, or a good movie
What redeems you as a human being? I have a Tumblr called Things My Asian Mom Says. I share the joys of my foreign mom’s misspellings and share them with the world.
Choice aphrodisiac: Dubstep
Most romantic spot in Morningside: Butler alcoves: dark, quiet, and chilly enough to seek warmth in another human being
Sexiest animal (interpret as you will): Unicorn
Historical Hottie: After browsing other Bwog personals, I guess Alexander Hamilton isn’t just me after all. Second place… FDR, III. AM I RIGHT LADIES?!?!
Name, Year, School, Major: Isaiah Everin, 2012, CC, Film/Creative Writing
Preference: m4m lawl
Hometown: Arcata, CA
Your dream date in seven words or less: 3 days of LA Comic Con
What redeems you as a human being? Pragmatism, rationality, realism, and lacking these things as and when is appropriate. Also, in a biased survey of a small population, it was determined to 90% accuracy that I’m pretty cool..
Choice aphrodisiac: Monster Khaos, all of it
Most romantic spot in Morningside: Lawn outside of Dodge on a misty midnight in mid-April — best ever.
Sexiest animal (interpret as you will): Dragonz be mad hawt yo (rawr)
Historical Hottie: Leonidas killed bitches. Read about it.
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@Isiah Isiah I love you! And dragons.
@but that’s not my name.
@Anonymous too bad daphne lacks any sort of creativity whatsoever. tumblr about funny things asian parents say? sorry, but you’re a bit late. next time you want to advertise your own website, why don’t you make it something that isn’t repetitive?
@Daphne Man, I made that thing for fun one night because my mom sent me a funny email about “playing Craiglist”. Also I have like 3 followers and I like it that way. BACK OFF MY MOM BLOG DUDE ONLY I’M ALLOWED TO MAKE FUN OF MY MOM BLOG.
@why do people make their jealousy so obvious at this school?
@oh no! that’s what I meant!
@Imma let you finish but SD comicon is the best comicon of all time *shrug*
@ey bwog are bwog personals only around for vday or is this gonna be a weekly feature? I think it’s pretty awesome.
@Anonymous its just a marketing ploy for the spec, she works for the spec, so they are just trying to make the spec look good. Humanizing the spec. Its all a ploy
@Anonymous omg I want Daphne. So hott and so amazingg!
@website is win.
@Choice aphrodisiac: Dubstep win.
@Leonidas killed bitches! I like that sentence!
@Roko DAPHNE, BE MINE FOREVER.
@DAPHNE DAPHNE DAPHNE DAPHNE DAPHNE DAPHNE DAPHNE DAPHNE DAPHNE
so romantic
@.. that website is actually HILARIOUS (things my asian mom says)
@Darron DAPHNE CHEN I WANT HER I’LL MARRY YOU BE MY VALENTINE PLEAASEEEEEE
@basshead daphne if you like dubstep i really hope you saw excision last saturday.
@Once Daphne shot-gunned a beer in Butler. Just sayin’.
@student why are all these girls asian …. diversity? latinos / black / european please
@Anonymous asian girls are the best
@seriously Daphne is hawt
@oh my god What is happening to this thread?
@The same person... Keeps making all these annoying posts, seemingly unaware of the track feature.
If I was a betting man I’d say it’s Isaiah given the over-compensating-to-appear-like-they’re-doing-this-to-be-ironic-but-actually-really-want-a-date written style….and what I remember of the guy from that one workshop.
No one cares enough about these Personals to do this for so long unless they’re actually featured.
@that deduction :/
@bloke 3 IN THE MIX
@another bloke EY I KNOW THAT BLOKE BILL BEVAN FROM MY BOARDING SCHOOL, WE HAD ROUGH FUKIN TIMES WITH OUR HEADMASTER EY, FUKIN RIGHTEOUS CRAZY GOOGOLFLIP HES MAKIN CHOONS LIKE HE IS TODAY
@bloke YO CHECK OUT THIS NEW CHOON FROM THAT BLOKE BILL BEVAN THAT GUY IS FUKIN NUTS FUKIN GOOGOLFLIP
@much like a whale yo is that isaiah dude making fun of gay people
“m4m lawl”
wtf is that shit
fuck u dude
i’m not like
“batman lawl”
shitting on ur shit
asshole
oh wait ur favorite animal is “dragonz be mad hot yo (rawr)”
so does that mean that u are gay dude? is “dragonz” like a literary symbol or some shit? metaphors n shit? who the fuck r u? hölderlin? fuck u
y u gotta hide behind all these screens dawg?
@bloke YA FUCKIN BLOKE WE LISTENIN TO RINSE FM UP IN THIS MOTHA FUKA
@L too many mutha ‘uckas, ‘uckin with my SHIT!
@much like a whale oh fuck nevermind i can’t read
SHE* FUCKS TO DUBSTEP
i still want to fight that dude
@much like a whale yo dude’s name is isaiah (ch. 40), wearin a batman suit, fucks 2 dubstep >>> want 2 fux this dude then fight him
is this guy jesus
i think this guy is fucking jesus
holy fucking shit
@Uh, Daphne all I see are double entendres…
@uh that’s not “seven words or less”…
@Anonymous Obviously she can’t count…
@Daphne it’s cause i’m CC
:(