Valentine’s Day is tomorrow, and we’ve got more Personals for you. Don’t wallow in sadness again this year! Our eligible (engineer!) student bodies this time are Jonathan Lee, SEAS ’13 and David Ordinario, SEAS ’11. If any of these two interest you, send us a note at editors@bwog.com, and we’ll set you up right quick with a date and $10. Last call to submit your own Personal!
Name, Year, School, Major: Jonathan Lee, 2013, SEAS, Operations Research
Preference: Guy for girl
Hometown: Scarsdale, NY
Your dream date in seven words or less: UCB improv show
What redeems you as a human being? My ability to quote most of Arrested Development
Choice aphrodisiac: Hamdel onion rings
Most romantic spot in Morningside: Bridge over Amsterdam
Sexiest animal (interpret as you will): Miniature Stallion
Historical Hottie: Eleanor Roosevelt
Name, Year, School, Major: David Ordinario, 2011, SEAS, Materials Science and Engineering
Preference: x^2
Hometown: Rockland, NY
Your dream date in seven words or less: Walking down along the water at night
What redeems you as a human being? I fix computers for people, conduct research that benefits society, and don’t give up on something if I really want it.
Choice aphrodisiac: Kirin Milk Tea
Most romantic spot in Morningside: The roof of Mudd at night on a clear, cloudless day. The view of the city is incredible.
Sexiest animal (interpret as you will): Totoro
Historical Hottie: Mulan. Yes, I know it’s debatable whether she actually existed or is just a legend. But for the purposes of this questionnaire let’s assume she did.
35 Comments
@wat Rule #1 of posting of a picture of yourself
Post a picture of YOURSELF
PS: these bros look pretty cool
@Johnny Lee does big things
@Anonymous for an asian dude, jonny is pretty DAMN FINE…kinda wanna hump the shit outta that little boy
@Anonymous i want to 69 the asian
@Anonymous so far jonny has the best personal
@Anonymous @Jonny Lee
…
yeye!
@Anonymous How does this kid have such a big fan section and need a Bwog personal? (or is someone ACTUALLY switching computers so the track function doesn’t see it’s all one person?)
@Nerds These nerds probably wrote some program to beef up their likes. What these nerds should focus on is making a package center app so I can get my shit. I bet they use their program on my post to dis it.
@Lol LOL
@you probably are a retarded dance/art history/creating writing major. trust me, i would most likely let you choke on my dick, and wouldnt care to save you using the techniques ive learned in school.
@lol i LOL’d even more.
@break me off a... piece of jonny lee
@Jonathan Lee's schlong... was two sizes too big….
@naww David is cute! I’d take the date with him if I weren’t so shy..
@Johnny Lee.... I’d tap that
@Anonymous poor upstate new york
@Jonathan Lee is a sexy stud muffin who is a beast in the sack <3
@Anonymous JOHNNY!!!! hahaha <3 <3 <3
@David is a hottie!!
@Anonymous props for picking totoro
@i would devour the asian’s cock
@Anonymous Looks like Jonathan Lee already has a girlfriend.
@Anonymous MILK TEA <3 <3 <3
@Atta boy Jonathan Lee. Go get ’em, champ.
@mickey avalon mickey avalon.
@Hey, It’s dangerous to walk along the water at night… don’t take me there when we go out, sugar.
@this is why no one wants to date SEAS boys
borrriiiingggg
@mhm whatever. as someone dating a seas boy, I can assure you that most are anything but boring.
they’re smart, funny and nerdy cute and they’re adaptive, creative and resourceful.
what’s not to love?
@... and they will actually have a job after graduation
@* douchey
@Points for picking Eleanor Roosevelt! She’s definitely a historical hottie in my book.
Points for Mulan too, but less because Mushu and Cri-kee should have been included.
@"Preference: x^2" We’re really not even trying to break SEAS stereotypes, are we?
@Anonymous I thought it was pretty bomb… (it helps that he seems like a genuine, interesting dude.)
@Nice Self-reply
@Yo Seriously though What the fuck is up with the package center. They are taking forever to process our packages.