Written by Bwog Staff
Hey there, CC 2013, how’s it going? That’s good, glad to hear it. Do you know what your major is? Because major declaration is today, that’s why. Really, major declaration is today. Deep breaths, all you have to do is pick a major. Just open up the course bulletin to a random page and see what department you land on. Too much math? Fine, try again. Too much writing? One more time can’t hurt. Not enough writing? Seriously? Stop being so picky—just head over to the steps and yell about it.
Tags: admittedly the title is not a great pun, disjointed dialogue with no discernible purpose, for wide the gate and broad the way that leadeth to destruction, gate of horn gate of ivory etc. etc., lil b for lil boss, major declaration, subtle daft punk references, the future, the video for pon de floor has disabled embedding