The Model United Nations,

Affirming its miscalculation of its bagel requirements,

Acknowledging its need for bagel consumption reform,

Indulging the grumblings of your stomach,

Urges students to make all haste toward the Lerner Ramps and partake of the organization’s bountiful bagel supply.

N.B.: Who knows, they might just give you a whole platter!

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