Apr

12

Bwoglines: Hungry Hungry Hippos Edition

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"The object of the game (is essentially) to press your handle down again and again as fast as you can, with no rhythm, no timing, just slam-slam-slam as your hippo surges out to grab marble after marble from the game surface...."

Hungry judges are less likely to grant you parole. (ABC)

Hungry for more, and now shut down. The Winklevii were finally stonewalled in Federal Court. (Reuters)

(Probably) hungry former NFL tackle Jon Runyan already represents the Garden State in Congress. Soon, he may have another athlete for company—Carl Lewis, Olympic gold medalist, is now running for New Jersey State Senate, which is not the same as Congress.¬†(AP)

Hungry for a stable and fair international monetary system, the prolific Joseph Stiglitz calls for a global reserve currency. (Bloomberg)

Hunger satisfiers Frites ‘N’ Meats were involved in an accident that resulted in their truck bursting into flames. But never fear, everyone will be “ok.” (CBS)

Dormant Hippopotami via Wikimedia Commons

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4 Comments

  1. yo bwog  

    free ben and jerry's cone day, today! DAS WASSSUP

  2. yo bwog  

    The New Jersey State Senate is not Congress...

  3. Anonymous  

    the hippos have names!??!?!

  4. Stiglitz,

    noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Goodbye American middle class, nice knowing you

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