That's all folks

“How much of what I’ve told you about myself over the course of this semester do you think is true or valid? Absolutely none of it…”*

It’s that time of the year again, when your professors make sardonic, life-changing comments because they are glad to be rid of you and your smartphone and your youthful idealism. Listen out for these pearls of wisdom throughout the week, and send your favorite closing remarks (don’t forget the names of your professor and course, you know, for posterity) to tips@bwog.com or post them in the comments!

Tearful departure via Wikimedia