This is what the Bwog staff will look like if it turns out to be overcast again today.

Weather.com, the sometimes scrooge of the internet, has lied to us before (read: yesterday). But since it’s only early-afternoon, we’re willing to invest some hope in its mostly sunny, high 50s prediction. In which case, you should grab your throwback Chewbacchanal sunglasses and stop by the Greenmarket, which promises a “nice full market.” The market will also be open on Easter Sunday, but with a smaller selection and limited payment options.

Today’s lineup (which will hereby be referred to as “The Usual,” so pay close attention):

  • Spring flowers and plants
  • Apples and apple cider
  • A vast selection of cheeses
  • Eggs of ostrich and emu variety
  • Meats, including pork

EBT, Debit, and Credit won’t be accepted*.

Child model pretending to be sad Bwog staffers via Wikimedia Commons.

*This is blatantly not true.