Seniors! Time is running out, and bleachers are going up! We know you’re feeling nostalgic, sitting on the steps, and soaking up the sun. Senior Wisdom is imminent, but we thought we’d give some you advice as well as receive it. Bwog once again presents (hyperlinks) the shenanigans we highly recommend getting under your belt before you leave.
- Visit every roof
- Explore the tunnels
- Take the public safety shuttle
- Get CAVAed
- Hook up with a TA
- Do a touristy NY thing
- Camp out for a night on the lawns
- Have sex in Butler
- Go downtown
- Eat a Crack Del spicy special
- Pass the swim test
- Find the Alma Mater owl
- Finally hang out with the people you’ve been making fake plans with for four years
- Watch the sun set over Riverside Park
- And/or watch the sun set from a roof or the Schapiro sky lounge
- Graduate
- Rate you professors on CULPA! Think of the children.
10 Comments
@Senior Wanted: TA.
@Wow I’m a junior and I’ve already done most of things…including staxxion.
@Anonymous I must be the worst senior ever. I have like two weeks to get on my shit.
@Anonymous If you go to the top of a library staircase, you might find a door left ajar… You’re welcome.
@Anonymous hey bwog, can you do a review on different summer storage places/cost benefit analyses?
thanks. i dont feel like paying out of my ass for boxmydorm or whatever this year.
@Emails went out without a deadline attached. But presumably people are filling them out.
@Anonymous senior wisdom…? Soon…?
@Carolyn We’ll start posting them next week
@Anonymous Hurrah! Thanks bwog.
@Carolyn it’s a tradition!