Bwog Personals: Immanuel Kant

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Just cause Valentine’s Day has passed doesn’t mean the lovin’ will stop. This lonely philosopher seeks companionship on a day when many people will be thinking about him…

Immanuel Kant

Name, Year, School, Major: Immanuel “Manual” Kant (They call me a “hands on” kind of guy) UKönigsberg 1744, Jazz Studies

Preference (guy for guy, etc.): Mind for postulate of pure reason

Hometown: The noumenal world

Your dream date in seven words or less: One that I don’t wish to have

What redeems you as a human being? Being the ground of all moral value

Choice aphrodisiac: Categorical bondage

Most romantic spot in Morningside: Lawn of Philosophy Hall, outthinking the statue of the thinker

Sexiest animal (interpret as you will): David Hume

Historical Hottie: Jesus Christ

Thanks to Yanyi Luo for sending this in



  1. mreh  

    i thought it'd be funnier.

  2. Yeah  

    Kind of lackluster, if you ask me.

  3. Anonymous

    hilarious, please do more!

  4. false advertising

    he inhabits the phenomenal world. we don't know anything about the noumenal world - we don't even know if it's a separate world or the same world filtered through the categories.

    • Anonymous

      What about the gloumenal world which even the noumena don't have access to,the in-itself of the in-itself? But in honor of the sexiest animal's birthday I will keep all my worries focused on the Hume-nal world.

  5. mmmm  

    I'd like to treat HIM as an end in himself

  6. CU Alum

    What happened to the oral sex/cheese question?

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