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Senior Wisdom: Ben Cotton

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Name, school: Ben Cotton, CC

Claim to fame: I served as Spectator EIC last year. In the course of that duty, I made it my personal life quest to educate the world about the Columbia housing lottery.

Where are you going? I’m staying in New York and working in consulting at McKinsey. I worked in baseball the last three summers—Go Red Sox!—so I dream about one day running a baseball team.

Three things you learned at Columbia

1. Spec was my passion, but there are amazing experiences to be had for anyone willing to hurl him or herself with reckless abandon into that sort of commitment. As Tom Cruise’s dad said in Risky Business, sometimes you just gotta say what the heck. (That kid went to Princeton, though, so maybe the lesson is also to try to keep things under control and not do anything stupid.)

2. Stuff here oftentimes comes down to what you make of it. Contrary to popular belief, it really is possible to get a lot out of things like your advisor and CCE if you put in the effort to make those relationships productive. Complaining can feel great, but you’ll feel a lot better in the long run if you try to do something to fix the problem instead. And you’ll usually be successful! It sounds like a big cliche, but despite all the bureaucracy, people here work hard (really!) and will want to help you (really!) if you’re persistent and polite (really!).

3. Sunny days mean the lawns are open, except if they were open yesterday, or if it rained at any point in the last week, or if we’re within a month of graduation, or if students look happy. I can forgive Columbia for a lot of stuff, but I will never forgive it for this.

“Back in my day…” Foreign dictators caused the campus to explode pretty much on a weekly basis and it was no big deal. There hasn’t been another Ahmadinejad, but Fox News has stuck around to keep things interesting.

Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: I wore a Red Sox sweatshirt in the upper deck at Yankee Stadium—and the Yankees were playing Toronto. If that isn’t loyalty, I don’t know what is.

Is the War on Fun over? Who won? Any war stories? Freshman year (and every year since, too), I lived with a guy who blasted his music in the bathroom while taking a shower and danced in his boxers while shaving. I think an RA heard shouting once and came in, concerned, only to see “the shaving dance” in full swing. Word spread and they mostly left us alone after that.

Would you rather give up oral sex or cheese? If everyone had enjoyed one of Harvey Cotton’s blue cheeseburgers or a batch of Cathy Cotton’s baked macaroni-and-cheese, then everyone would be as offended by this question as I am.

Advice for the class of 2015: Do COOP (BOP love!). Live in Carman. Eating at John Jay will get old eventually, but it’s great for meeting people. Shooting the breeze in your Carman hallway when everybody’s awake in the middle of the night and still trying to get to know each other produces wonderful memories and long-lasting friendships (Carman 6 forever!). Don’t lose perspective and forget that a lot of stuff that happens inside the Columbia bubble isn’t all that real. For example, just because the Class Day speaker isn’t Barack Obama or a famous TV personality doesn’t mean he or she won’t be able to give a moving speech—there are probably more productive places to direct your anger. You can get into any class you want—if it’s full, try registering during the first meeting, when people start to have second thoughts once they hear the professor and drop while class is still going on. Don’t overload the dryers unless you want damp and moldy clothes. And if you’re a guy and you don’t know how to tie a tie yet, that’s probably something to learn before you get here.

Any regrets? No. I’ve met some of the best people I’ve ever known in my four years here and feel honored to count so many of them as close friends—they know who they are, and I’ll spend my last days here trying to remind them of how much they’ve meant to me. I do wish I’d had more time to spend chatting with professors and exploring New York, but with Spec I did something that was fulfilling and inspiring and that I’ll remember fondly for the rest of my life, and I don’t think I could have asked for anything more than that.

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34 Comments

  1. ben cotton  

    is the anti-tool

  2. neel  

    IT'S THAT DAMN BEN COTTON. HE'S SO HOT RIGHT NOW.

  3. CARMAN 6

    is where it'll always be at

    • CC'11  

      It's funny that so many comments criticize senior wisdoms as boring or repetitive. If a bunch of socially well adjusted, happy kids with four years of Columbia under their belt are telling you the same things, chances are it's good advice.

  4. YEAAAAAAAAAAH  

    CARMAN 6 DAWWWGGGG

  5. special request  

    can we have ben recite his senior wisdom? i refuse to simply read these words and let that syrupy baritone go to waste.

  6. Anonymous  

    i love his advice about complaining...very true. and with that, i will stop complaining about having a final tomorrow and start studying for it.

  7. BEN COTTON  

    ALWAYS IN THE TOILET STALL WHEN WE NEED TO SHIT. THAT AINT RIGHT

  8. ec 1002  

    3 senior wisdoms. that suite's tite.

  9. kakumi

    a very good senior wisdom from a very fit young man.

  10. phil  

    this guy stole my identity

  11. Anonymous

    boo the red sox stink. go yanks!

    • Red Sox fans  

      are the worst. I have nothing against the team, but the sheer boorishness of people coming out of the Kendall Square stop during game time makes me pledge life long loyalty to the Yankees.

  12. Anonymous  

    *Kenmore

    Otherwise people are watching Red Sox games at MIT...

  13. Betsy and Ethan  

    We love you Ben! Take down your Red Sox posters and do your laundry plz

  14. so attractive though  

    like, so attractive.

  15. Sox Fan

    Marry me, please?

  16. yankees fan

    ASSHOLE!

    ASSHOLE!

  17. Anonymous  

    i love how all of the antired sox comments are deleted. does ben control the bwog too? HAHHAHA

    i heard he enjoys steak every sunday night. such a good boy that ben is.

  18. i still think  

    he looks like the kid from roseanne.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSWy2jo2M9A

  19. Anonymous  

    Lol. wtf? You learned #2 at Columbia?! What was life like for you prior to Columbia?

    The various levels of administration and bureaucracy at this school are utterly incompetent, often lazy, and just plain bad.

  20. L  

    lots of love Ben! We're gonna miss you so much next year!

  21. SISTAH

    No, you don't aspire to own a baseball team, you aspire to buy your little sister a candy shop.

  22. mommy

    will make you mac & cheese forever!!!

  23. questions

    does ben cotton have any other pictures of himself? also is there any senior more featured in bwog than a former Spec editor?

  24. Anonymous

    Oh, sweet Caroline
    Good times never seem so good
    SO GOOD SO GOOD SO GOOD
    I've been inclined to believe it never would.....

    RED SOX! RED SOX!

    Congratulations on your graduation from the Sox Nation!
    (just in case anyone was not yet convinced that Red Sox fans are the most annoying - read: most excellent- fans in the history of the world)

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